MPP '11

Night #1, chilling in one of the lots closest to the box office, drinking some beers and having fun, when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, two deer ran out of the woods. One of the deer kicked a dude in the chest, the other bounced off the top of one car and crashed through a windshield of a nearby car. Then, they both turned around and hightailed back into the woods.

I'm pretty sure the brah who got kicked was on something very strong, because he got kicked, reversed somersaulted backwards and didn't even drop his fucking beer!