Friday, September 23, 2011

Jones Beach '10

Starscape '10

Last years starscape was like an orgy in the woods. Me and my buds found a spot to take a leak as well as cop free waters outta the back of the vending area. So i'm spun the fuck out, its hot like mugg hot. I must have dranken about 10 free waters. So i kept going back and kept goin back, pee, water, pee water, pee, wook going down on a girl. The girl was perched on the fender of the giant generator butt naked. Dude on all fours in full munch. I say oops pr some shit, dude with a muffled voice full of sweaty snatch, "all good!" go back about 40 mins later, bent over takin it. All the while the only thing between them and all the vendors, a pallett of water.

WSP Brooklyn '11



"Post-concert drug orgy mob nightmare"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXJd-5nSjP4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRvX3hYtBMU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGbUyc8wZeo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hYUtmaUrEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvkDLqAxaHQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ugqtKbse8M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6ZET-jYV1I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqgyhNfO8aE

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Parenting

Cinci '11

COVINGTON - Ten people from four different states in town for a Phish concert were arrested early Monday when Covington police found drugs in their hotel room.

The people, ranging in age from 22 to 32, were discovered in the Radisson Hotel in Covington during a shoplifting investigation, said Covington Police spokesman Spike Jones.

The incident began about 3:50 a.m. when the Speedway Gas Station at 4th and Philadelphia streets reported a girl had tried to buy beer after selling hours, then shoplifted the beer.

The clerk told the woman she could not buy the beer, then he saw her put several Milwaukee's Best Ice beers in her purse. The clerk also noticed she had a Radisson hotel key card in her hand, Jones said.

When police went to the hotel, they found 10 people in the room. Wood ran to the balcony when officers arrived and threw drugs off the balcony, he said. Officers found multiple bags of marijuana and various other unidentified drugs in the room. Because of the quantity of drugs, all those present were charged.

• Shawna Wood, 24, of Deerfield, Ill., was charged with shoplifting, first degree possession of a controlled substance, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia and tampering with evidence.

• Dennis Villardos, 32, of Palos Hills, Ill., John Alva, 22, of Portland, Ore., and Eric Vogl, 25, of Sterling Heights, Mich. of were charged with first degree trafficking of cocaine, possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

• Brian Gillette, 26, of Royal Oak, Mich., was charged with first degree possession of heroin, possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

• Tanner Costin, of Illinois, was charged with charged with first degree trafficking cocaine, first degree possession of heroin, possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

• Stephen Campbell, 22, of Hinsdale, Ill., and Kyle Macary, 22, of Wheaton, Ill., was charged with first degree possession of a control substance, possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

• Sandra Klein, 29, of Winter Springs, Fla., was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of marijuana.

• Arthur Coutcher, 26, of Portland, Ore., was also arrested, though his charges were not available.

According to a Covington Police overnight watch report, the group was in town for the Phish concert at Riverbend Sunday night. All but Klein and Coutcher were being held Sunday in the Kenton County jail Monday afternoon.

Falafel Guy




Chicago '11

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Hartford '10

I was rolling hard and my girlfriend (at the time) was drunk. She slipped into the women's bathroom to throw up. I was waiting outside with my friends for about 15 minutes. Then I finally just walked into the women's bathroom. I looked at the floor under the stalls, recognized her shoes, and opened the door. She has just vomited hardcore. We made out and I pulled her pants down. We fucked right there while she bent over, hands all over the dirty toilet.

As we walked out, some wookette was screaming about needing change for the tampon machine/dispenser. She looked at me and said "If you don't give me all your change, I'm gunna tell the cops you were in here". I have her my last pocketful of quarters and we left.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Deemster Trench

Well, last night was the worst night of my life. Period.
Holy shit, I did not understand what people meant when they said deemz are bad for you, but this gave me a whole new perspective on drugs. Stay away from DMT.

I was driving after having picked up one of my college buddies from UC Berkley who scored some bomb ass deemsters at a Conspirator show. He starts blasting off in the middle of the car ride, when we're about 10 miles away from my house, and he passes me the bowl.
Now, I haven't seen this guy in 6 or 7 years, and it's been a long time since we've partied hard. And, I figure, I'm not the badass I used to be in college so maybe i can take a little risk once in a while.
He passes me the aluminum foil bowl and I light it up. It tasted gross, like death and moth balls. I don't quite remember what happened next, but what resulted was my car in a muddy ditch. Police arrived about 15 minutes after the accident (at this point i was on ground level mentally), and I told them I had hydroplaned off the highway. That very well may have happened. What did happen, I have no idea.

This is a warning to anybody who thinks its cool to smoke and drive. I could have died last night. Be CAREFUL out there phans.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

MPP '11

Night #1, chilling in one of the lots closest to the box office, drinking some beers and having fun, when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, two deer ran out of the woods. One of the deer kicked a dude in the chest, the other bounced off the top of one car and crashed through a windshield of a nearby car. Then, they both turned around and hightailed back into the woods.

I'm pretty sure the brah who got kicked was on something very strong, because he got kicked, reversed somersaulted backwards and didn't even drop his fucking beer!


Friday, June 10, 2011

Applebee's

so last week i went down by philly. i work at applebees and they are having a top chef contest. me and a key hrly (manager in training) took the kid who was repping our store down to compete. so we were just sitting in the dining room waiting and we started talking to some of the other people who came along to support chefs. i was talking to one of the random chef supporters and we got on the subject of music. i said i was into the dead, and moe. and that i actually had to miss phish at pnc that night. he was like "ooo you're one of those scumbag phish kids" i said well i like phish but i'm not scum bag.


he proceeded to tell me how he wasn't into jambands, he was a raver kid. so i said oh, so you're into molly, and pacifiers, and baby toy necklaces. and then launched into how he's doing furthur tour, and going to vibes and all good. (i replied, "those are pretty jam friendly shows") then he pulls out a tye dye bandana and says he's gotta show his "gang colors". i asked what he meant, and he said oh well i'm gdf. i rolled my eyes and he was like what are you with the wrecking crew. i said no i'm not with any crew, and he once again called me a scum bag phish kid.

i told him i don't need some crew like gdf. bunch of idiots

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Woodstock 11

Red Rocks 96

Phish fans confront the police
August 6, 1996 - The Denver Post
By Patricia Callahan

MORRISON - Hundreds of young fans of the rock group Phish in tie-dye clothing and grungy flannel shirts jammed city streets here last night, dancing to the beat of bongo drums and chanting at heavily armed police who termed the scene a riot.

Police, some clad in riot gear, shut down the main road into town for a time last night as they tried to move the gathering, estimated at more than 400, out of downtown. Several people were injured, including some from thrown bottles. Authorities reported 10 arrests. Shortly before midnight, the Denver Metro special weapons team poured out of vans to help disperse the crowd.

"It sucks, dude, because when cops and kids clash, it gets nasty," said John, a 20-year-old in dreadlocks from North Carolina who wouldn't give his last name.

The late-night melee was the culmination of two days of tension and apprehension that had built as thousands of itinerant fans of the band Phish flooded the town for a series of concerts at nearby Red Rocks.

Most didn't have tickets, and few had more than a car or campground to stay in. Many set up shop on the streets of Morrison. It was a generation gap in the making.

"There's just too many young people in too small a town," said Carl Boynton, mayor pro-tem of Morrison. "The kids are effectively shutting the town down."

The boiling point came about 8:30 p.m., when a man driving a truck hit a woman crossing Bear Creek Road. Witnesses said the kids surrounded the woman and one young man kicked the truck. The stories diverge there.

"The crowd started rushing the officers, and quite a few bottles were thrown," said Morrison Police Sgt. Murray Goldberg. "The crowd became ruder, and fights broke out."

Officers from several jurisdictions begin pouring in.

"The kids didn't start the riot, the police did," insisted Joey, 19, of Indiana who also wouldn't give his last name.

Police told local businesses to close down after the incident occurred. David McCleve, who was working at the Bradley Sinclair service station, said police came to the shop and said, "It was going to get bad."

By 11:30 p.m. police started letting groups of five young people through their barricade. The crowd started to disperse.

"What are we going to do, hit them with our tie-dyes?" John Zoe, a 20-year-old from Indianapolis, said sarcastically.

Fans had come by the hundreds from across the nation looking for a miracle - a free ticket to the show of their dreams.

But miracles, and tickets, were hard to come by. "There aren't any tickets," King said. Between 200 and 300 Phish fans, most in their late teens and early 20s, are camped in an empty lot close to C-470 near Bandimere Speedway, the latest stop as they follow the band's tour.

To support themselves, the campers sell everything from gooey delicacies they say are made of oats, honey, coconut and marijuana, to knitted caps.

Don Cameron is helping to oversee the fan camp, established at the request of Morrison officials irritated by the influx of band followers last year.

The Phish fans, he said, are well-behaved. "These are probably the nicest kids you could ever meet," he said. But a Denver Post photographer said fans surrounded and angrily questioned him about whether he was a government agent when he visited the camp yesterday.

Morrison business owners are somewhat unhappy with the crowded streets, saying the fans drive other customers away.

"Everybody is well-behaved (but) it just kills my business. It is an invasion, no question," said Virginia Paul, owner of the Morrison Country Store.

The only business making money is the local liquor store, said Jim Nichol, manager of Tony Rigatoni's restaurant. Indeed, several people were sipping from open beer bottles on the town's streets.

Police Chief Bob Wasko said when his officers catch people drinking in public they ask them to pour it out. He is videotaping the scene in Morrison so he can show Denver and Fey Concerts officials the chaos the Phish fans have created.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Camp Bisco 06

We camped next to a group of four hotties. 1st night, one of 'em asks if I want to smoke rock. She comes into my tent, yadda yadda yadda, she's tossing my salad, it's crazy. Whole tent is a fog. I've got about six tenths of this clean shard, swallow half. She licks my cock, sprinkles the rest on it, and tells me to f- her in the butt. I guess this is called "plunging", but I always thought it was BS. Who does this? But here she is and she wants it. So, in it goes. She hollers, like, loudly. Then BAM! the tent fly zips open and two cops come in all hunched over with flashlights. They pull us apart, me with a chili dog. She's laughing. I don't know why. Maybe the shard hits fast that way. I yell something like "Whoa! Courtesy! Two fucking minutes!" The younger cop laughs. The tent smells like crack smoke and a little bit like poop. Turns out that these cops were using infrared goggles and could see us hitting the chubba through the wall of the tent. Well, by this time all they could find was one bowl and an empty baggy. I took a pee in the cop car. I got a lawyer on retainer for 5K. Don't know about her.

Monday, April 4, 2011

WSP Louisville

Police say $5 balloons contained more than just air

LOUISVILLE, Ky. (WDRB Fox 41) -- Louisville Metro Police say balloons sold Saturday night after a "Widespread Panic" concert contained more than just air -- and two men were arrested in separate incidents because of it.

According to an arrest report obtained by Fox 41 News, 20-year-old Danny James Ruiz was at the corner of 4th St. and Chestnut St. selling balloons for $5 each. Police say the balloons contained a gas -- an "unknown substance" -- and that people were inhaling the balloons to get high.

When an officer approached Ruiz, he allegedly took off running and jumped a fence into a construction area before the officer apprehended him.

He was charged with the sale of a volatile substance for unlawful inhalation, the unlawful repackaging of a volatile substance, fleeing and evading and criminal trespassing.

According to another arrest report, 29-year-old John Michael Lesson was arrested at the same location 10 minutes later. Police say they were trying to "disperse [a] crowd" from the Widespread Panic concert, which had taken place earlier at the Palace Theatre. When they stopped Lesson and told him to leave the area, police say he looked directly at the officer and "immediately began to inhale a balloon of nitrous oxide."

When the officer told Lesson he was under arrest, Lesson allegedly took off running.

Police arrested him and charged him with alcohol intoxication and resisting arrest. Officers say he was highly intoxicated, had slurred speech and glassy eyes, and smelled strongly of alcohol and marijuana.


Sunday, March 20, 2011

Deer Creek 09

i went to deer creek by myself 2 years ago and i felt like sketched out wooks were watching my every move. on the second night someone cut a hole in my tent then shit in it

Mt Jam

yeah someone shat in my cooler at Mt Jam. That sucked.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Red Rocks 10

Festival 8



Trey

Mountain Aire '10

http://www.thepinetree.net/index.php?module=announce&ANN_user_op=view&ANN_id=17763

Busy Weekend For Calaveras Sheriff's Department.....Over 60 Booked in County Jail

San Andreas, CA...The Memorial Day Weekend and concert got off to an early start when a group en route to the Further concert was arrested for trying to rob a local business owner in Valley Springs. As reported earlier by the Sheriff s Office the subject arrived at the Valley Springs Mini Mart on Thursday in a stolen van and attempted to steal alcohol. When confronted by the business owner a physical altercation took place. When deputies arrived the suspect continued to be combative and resistant in the store. Five others in the stolen vehicle were arrested. Five of the subjects resisted arrest. Pepper spray was used on the two of the suspects. It should be noted 3 of the subjects from this incident were arrested again for public intoxication later in the weekend.

On late Saturday night and Early Sunday morning Five Calaveras County law enforcement officers were injured ( Four from the Sheriff s Office one from the Police Department). Two deputies are still off work due to their injuries. 14 arrests were made in that same short time late Saturday night and early Sunday morning. Several of those arrested were combative causing injuries to the officers.

Inside the fairgrounds a mother had overdosed on controlled substances while her 3 year old child was attached to her with a leash type device. Reportedly the child took its clothes off to get away from her mother. The mother was hospitalized and the child was taken into protective custody. While at the hospital the mother had to be restrained as she was combative and attempted to bite and injure hospital staff.

At the fairgrounds parking lot camping area another male reportedly under the influence of drugs cut his own throat open and was attempting to pull it apart with his own hands. That subject was flown to a regional hospital for treatment.

A person hit over the head with a blunt object was bleeding and seeking help and medical attention. When a person tried to report the injury he was threatened by a concert goer for reportedly being a snitch.

A subject ran his head into the side of a patrol car as a Sergeant was leaving the fairgrounds. When this subject was contacted he began to fight with the Sergeant and at one point tried to remove the Sergeants' firearm from its holster. As he was being taken into custody a crowd formed around the deputies making threats against the deputies.

A deputy was injured when he and several other deputies responded to assist the concert security personnel with a concert attendee under the influence of a controlled substance. This subject attacked a security officer and was subdued by several other security personnel. The subject continued to resist deputies after being handcuffed and was able to kick the deputy causing an injury to the deputy's knee. The subject continued to resist and behave violently during transportation to the County Jail. During booking this subject continued to display violent behavior and head butted a correctional officer in the face causing a minor injury. Additionally the subject was also arrested for possession for sales of a controlled substance.

Late Sunday night/early Monday morning two Sheriff s Sergeants were driving through the parking lot in an All Terrain Vehicle when a subject jumped into the back of the moving vehicle while yelling that persons were trying to kill him. The subject then called 9-1-1 and reported he was "surrounded". The resulting investigation and arrest resulted in an approximately five minute attempt by 6 deputies to place the combative subject into a patrol vehicle. The Subject was eventually pepper sprayed.

Shortly after this event, Officers investigated a disturbance in the lower parking area where nitrous oxide tanks had been seized about one hour prior. When deputies arrived four additional tanks were seized, and it was noted that hundreds, if not thousands of empty balloons (common in nitrous oxide use) littered the ground. Persons were in the area freely inhaling nitrous oxide from balloons. During this investigation a deputy located marijuana and LSD. One subject was arrested.

Early Sunday morning deputies responded to Hwy 49 outside of the fairgrounds for a naked male running on the highway banging on vehicles as they drove past. The deputy who responded had to taser the subject prior to arresting him.

Most of the arrests at the fairgrounds occurred in the parking areas where camping had been set up. This area was converted into an open air drug market where deputies made arrests on subjects selling controlled substances including but not limited to psilocybin mushrooms, LSD, and ecstasy. in addition the Sheriff Office was particularly concerned as there was a large amount of drug laced food being illegally sold in the camping areas where children were present. This coupled with several unsupervised children some under the ages of 7 years old caused concern. Some of the foods seized were rice crispy treats with M & Ms laced with marijuana; Chocolate covered psilocybin mushrooms, marijuana brownies, baklava and other foods that would appear to be appetizing to a child.

Narcotics seized during the event
8.9 grams ketamine (A general anesthetic)
962 grams of psilocybin mushroom and mushroom chocolate
61 ecstasy tabs
2.5 grams of powered ecstasy
30 doses of LSD

6 persons were arrested for narcotics sales to undercover Officers.

All of the above narcotics were seized during undercover activity during the festival. It should be noted all undercover officers were offered (for sale or free), marijuana or marijuana products numerous times. One undercover officer was given a "free" dose of LSD from a subject who was later arrested.

The undercover officers were sometimes challenged, and crowds formed as they escorted those who were being arrested for drug sales from the area.

Contrary to reports of the attendees being peaceful baby boomers from the 60s and 70s only using marijuana the sheriff s office came into contact with numerous, violent young adults under the influence of strong drugs with psychotic and aggressive behavior expressing an anti -government sentiment similar to those subjects who protest G-8 Summits and other anarchist movements. Several people including concert goers apologized to local law enforcement as they were able to witness the violent reactions and behavior of some of the festival attendees.

As arrests were made additional deputies had to respond for crowd control purposes as on lookers continued to threaten and attempt to interfere with law enforcement. Due to the violent reactions during the arrests, the five injuries to officers and crowd control the CCSO contacted the Amador County Sheriff s Office; the San Joaquin County Sheriff s Office and the CHP and requested those agencies standby for Mutual Aid request. Tuolumne County was not contacted due to their commitment at another event. It should be noted all off duty Calaveras County Sheriff s deputies as well as reserve deputies were called in prior to making the request for the mutual aid.

Multiple vehicles were towed as they were parked on the roadways restricting trafficflow for emergency vehicles.

Prior to the event the Sheriff s Office met with the fairgrounds management and established the rules for the weekend. Private security was in place throughout the festival however, the event rules were not followed nor were they being enforced by security. The Sheriff s Office found several security posts were abandoned for several hours at a time throughout the event.

Numerous contraband items including weapons and drugs were found on festival goers just after they cleared being searched by security. Security rules at the gates were inconsistent and this led to numerous subjects being allowed to enter the area without tickets for the event.

There were a total of 63 persons booked; thirty-five were booked on felony charges, twenty-eight for misdemeanor charges, primarily for being under the influence of drugs or alcohol and being unable to care for their safety. Of those arrested, six posted bail, twenty-six were issued citations, and 31 remain in custody.

The resulting arrests caused the early release of local inmates serving time. There was 481 days unserved time due to these early releases.

During the weekend event, custody staff had to be increased by three additional officers per shift in order to cover the increased bookings.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

TAB Denver '11

Last night we went to go see TAB at the Odgen Theater in Denver. Our spots were on the floor, left center, about 20 feet back from the stage. We were up against the ‘second rail’ which rose a couple feet above the people against the actual stage rail. Trey was in a great mood, lots of banter about Fishman. Someone in front of us yelled Tube during the first set, and Trey says, ‘you want me to play Tube? I’ll play Tube, I love Tube!’

Near the end of setbreak I asked the guy to my right if he had any pot left, because we were out. Without hesitation, the guy graciously pulled out his nugs and some glass, and loaded it up. We smoked it between me and my friend who are both from Wisconsin (go Packers!), and himself. When the bowl ended, we thanked him kindly as the the lights dimmed and the band came back for the second set.

The band tore into ‘Night Speaks’, we all started groovin’ and I never spoke again. Then halfway through the set, a dude taps me on the shoulder and says, ‘hey man, just wanna let you know that guy puked all over your back!’ After everyone behind me confirmed his statement, I ripped off my vitaminwater embroidered fleece and threw it on the ground, never to be touched again. I then realized that the guy who had just puked on me was the same guy who just smoked us up! I guess his own nugs were too strong for him. It’s funny because Trey commented during his first set banter about lovin’ Denver because ‘whenever you need to buy nugs you can just go like two doors down’.

So after the guy puked on me, he stood there, pale, swaying back in forth, eyes slightly rolled back, waiting for round two. Me and a couple other dudes were grasping him, asking if he was all right, while also trying to keep our distance. The girl to my left kept yelling, ‘get him outta here, somebody get him outta here!’ But nobody would claim him as their friend. Ironically, by default I was the one who knew him most, because of the bowl we smoked, but had also just been puked on by him, so it was kind of negated. He then starts to spew again and everyone pushes back from the rail and creates a huge empty radius around him. He pukes all over the ground and starts rocking towards the rail to grab support, and in doing so, puked on the people to the front of the rail, down a half step. He then stumbles through the crowd out towards the hall. Still, nobody in our section had any idea who this dude was. Not sure if my friend and I ever even exchanged names with him.

So after this point several funny moments began to ensue. These two other dudes from Wisconsin that I had chatted and had a beer with earlier, were starting to get pretty wasted themselves, per usual. They see the big open space in front of me, and not knowing its due to all the puke on the floor, joyously and naivly sprint up to our rail and start dancing and ‘splashing’ around. No one had the heart to tell them. As to be expected, one of the guys got pretty faint himself as the set went on, and became dead weight, that us surrounding fans had to support. That guy.

So amongst this madness, we’re all still raging to TAB and bonding with our neighbors over the ridiculousness that was being displayed. Then my aformentioned friend gets a text from none other than….OPT. He receives a blast of texts telling him that he was on the live stream, and that the guy streaming had been kicked out and was now in an ambulance, apparently on the way to detox. We can’t believe it. Can’t believe that guy was not only the streamer, but that he kept the tape rollin’. We then get sent more details about how he was crying and it was all caught on live stream. OPT let us know that everyone at home online was dumbfounded by the display and needed to know more details about why their stream ended up in an ambulance, coupled with crying audio. So this is my story of what happened prior to what you guys had home miraculously caught on live video.

Altogether it was a pumping show, with some very bizarre set notes. We wish that streamer luck and a quick recovery. The crying is definitely unfortunate.



Getting Pinned

Getting pinned is a BIG deal, and its a huge thing. If its done right, its planned in advance and its a huge surpise to the kid in question.

My pinning was a huge deal, and happened the night after 10k after everyone left and our kids got permission to stay on the land for a few days and clean up before we left for yellowstone and glacier during the off days between 10k and seattle. Camp was kicking, a few off our kids where in the kitchen getting dinner ready, some kids where getting the fire started, and me and dawn and few others where out on a groundscore mission. This was just after the sun went down, we where walking up to camp (camp goodness sponsered by cookies, that is!!!) when 7-8 of our kids are walking towards me with this distinct look on their face. Now, about my actual pinning... Catch me in the real world sometime, ill tell you over a bowl, but something like that is just to personal to discuss over the internet. Lets just say it was special. I will say this, after i got pinned, dawn gives me this huge kiss and is like "baby you deserved that."
After i got pinned we all had a huge celebration. It was a special time. We had a huge family dinner, and after dinner a sheet was put in a bottle of orange juice and everyone was ceremonially dropped by the Rev.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Doserape Story 5

Murphreesboro 98

We were walking back to our car after the show at MTSU, and the cops were ready for folks to "vacate the parking lot". My brother and I decided we were gonna custy up and get some hetty grilled cheese sammiches and some Mt Dewskies and just after we gave the wookette our cash for the food, a cop comes out of nowhere. He screams something at them about "not having a vendor permit" and they kinda get smart. He turns from David Banner into the Incerdible Hulk, overturns their table, gas stove/flat top and all, and starts wrestling the wookette to the ground. During the melee, I see the head wookie grab a super soaker out of the back of his van, point it at the cop, and unleash the fury of 100 vials on the cop. My brother and I backed away quickly in dismay as the cop starts shredding off his clothes, spinning in circles, and screaming "OH MY GOD ITS ACID, ITS ACID".

All the wooks get in the van and gtfo. My brother and I were nearly running we were so scared. Needless to say we got in his car and left. Never did hear what happened to the cop. i just remeber some wook grabbing the cops belt (gun/cuff/nightstick/etc.) and dissappearing off into the shadows.

Doserape Story 4

Festival down south.
Some fellow thought it was a good idea to dose a squirt gun with that foxy shit. Spraying people all weekend. Ended up squirting a guy with liver problems. Guy died.

Doserape Story 3

I was on west coast tour i believe it was 2OOO. All way down west coast there was a kid selling bunk sheets and word was out on him. I just happened to grow up down the street from a chemist very active in the lot and he was keeping me posted on their posse's thoughts about it.

By the time we got to Pima County Fairgrounds I believe, I was standing in front of the gate to go in and my boy walks in and says stick around and watch this as he nods in a direction just away from me. I see the kid who had been selling the bunk sheets and was surprised to see him because I knew he had been warned two or three times to stay away and also took a nice beating with each of those beatings. Well, he didnt listen.

As we're watching him, two wooks approach from either side of the guy. One grabs him from behind and gets him in a lock. The other approaches and is wearing rubber gloves. He had a pile of "pixie dust" I was told in his hand. proceeded to cram it in kids mouth and held his mouth shut.

Within a minute the kid was fishing out and was medivaced off lot very soon after

Pretty scary. I could tell it wasnt their first time doing it to someone, they were very deliberate and disappeared immediately. If you didnt know it was going down you probably wouldnt even have noticed

Doserape Story 2

Knew a kid in Colorado who owed a lot of money, around $10,000. Well, he didn't pay up. They found him in public, grabbed him, and dragged him into a van, he was screaming for help but the bystanders that were around knew what it was about. They then drove the kid in the van to the middle of the woods/wilderness, I'm talking about over 100 miles deep. They dropped him off there, dosed him with a hundred hits, took his cell phone, gave him a water bottle, and left him there.

Doserape Story 1

Deer Creek 97 sitting in the 3rd row when a friend and I decided to drink water from a wook buddy we knew...not a good idea.

After the first few songs sometime around the song Meat, my friend looks at me and says I'm tripping balls and freaking out. I look at him and don't understand a word he's saying.

After the show I manage to find the rest of my crew and ask me where our other friend is. We look around the lot for him and decide to head to camp ground when low and behold we find him in the road.

We try to get him in the car but he won't get him so we have to pysically grab him and throw him in the car. He grabs the car phone and calls his parents and hang up on them 5 times

Later in the night when he stops tripping he explained to us that he had to leave the show during meat because he thought the song was meant for him and that the band wanted to grind him up and send him to a meat factory and when we found him he thought we were going to take him to the meat factory.

To this day he doesn't eat meat

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Talking in Technicolor

Jack Straw

This past weekend I had plans to meet a friend downtown and go see the Jack Straw show on the north side of Chicago. I was taking the train from the suburbs and meeting my friend downtown, then we were going to a friends condo and then to the show. When I arrived at the train station in the suburbs about to head downtown, I ran into two other friends of mine who told me they were going downtown to go to the same friends condo I was. (These friends met him through me.) So the 3 of us took the train down and went to my buddies condo.

At his place, the 3 of them take 3 hits each of what they thought was lsd. About an hour into it they all start getting pretty crazy. (All 3 have taken acid many many times btw.) Then the one guy mentions how he found 100 hits of this stuff IN THE GARBAGE at the Cornmeal NYE show. Some more time goes by and they only start acting weirder. They are laying on the floor, cannot form coherent sentences. They are trying to talk to me, but can only mumble. At this point I realize this is not the place for me, this is way too weird, and I'm going to the concert I was planning on going to with my friend.

When we return from the concert back to my friends condo, my other 2 friends have left and I hear about how crazy things got. No one could take the trip, and apparently my two friends now think they were drugged by this guy and that he did voo doo on them. I shit you not. The next morning one of them texts me "you're messed up man, you are seriously fucked up." I reply, "what?" And he says, "You know what he was doing in there, this is fucked up, you need to tell me everything." I reply that I have no idea what he is talking about. I have tried calling and texting him multiple times since then and he does not respond. Yesterday another friend of mine goes to his house to pay him money he owes him and he pulls a gun on my friend who wasn't even there. He tells him that he needs to tell him everything that happened immediately. My friend is able to convince him that he has no idea what he is talking about and gets out of there immediately.

Apparently these 2 guys think that the whole night was an elaborate setup. Me "running into them" at the train station. Us going to the condo. All a big setup to drug them and do voo doo on them. Even though the drugs they took were from him and they were planning on going downtown before I even talked to them.