Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Parenting

Cinci '11

COVINGTON - Ten people from four different states in town for a Phish concert were arrested early Monday when Covington police found drugs in their hotel room.

The people, ranging in age from 22 to 32, were discovered in the Radisson Hotel in Covington during a shoplifting investigation, said Covington Police spokesman Spike Jones.

The incident began about 3:50 a.m. when the Speedway Gas Station at 4th and Philadelphia streets reported a girl had tried to buy beer after selling hours, then shoplifted the beer.

The clerk told the woman she could not buy the beer, then he saw her put several Milwaukee's Best Ice beers in her purse. The clerk also noticed she had a Radisson hotel key card in her hand, Jones said.

When police went to the hotel, they found 10 people in the room. Wood ran to the balcony when officers arrived and threw drugs off the balcony, he said. Officers found multiple bags of marijuana and various other unidentified drugs in the room. Because of the quantity of drugs, all those present were charged.

• Shawna Wood, 24, of Deerfield, Ill., was charged with shoplifting, first degree possession of a controlled substance, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia and tampering with evidence.

• Dennis Villardos, 32, of Palos Hills, Ill., John Alva, 22, of Portland, Ore., and Eric Vogl, 25, of Sterling Heights, Mich. of were charged with first degree trafficking of cocaine, possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

• Brian Gillette, 26, of Royal Oak, Mich., was charged with first degree possession of heroin, possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

• Tanner Costin, of Illinois, was charged with charged with first degree trafficking cocaine, first degree possession of heroin, possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

• Stephen Campbell, 22, of Hinsdale, Ill., and Kyle Macary, 22, of Wheaton, Ill., was charged with first degree possession of a control substance, possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

• Sandra Klein, 29, of Winter Springs, Fla., was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of marijuana.

• Arthur Coutcher, 26, of Portland, Ore., was also arrested, though his charges were not available.

According to a Covington Police overnight watch report, the group was in town for the Phish concert at Riverbend Sunday night. All but Klein and Coutcher were being held Sunday in the Kenton County jail Monday afternoon.

Falafel Guy




Chicago '11

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Hartford '10

I was rolling hard and my girlfriend (at the time) was drunk. She slipped into the women's bathroom to throw up. I was waiting outside with my friends for about 15 minutes. Then I finally just walked into the women's bathroom. I looked at the floor under the stalls, recognized her shoes, and opened the door. She has just vomited hardcore. We made out and I pulled her pants down. We fucked right there while she bent over, hands all over the dirty toilet.

As we walked out, some wookette was screaming about needing change for the tampon machine/dispenser. She looked at me and said "If you don't give me all your change, I'm gunna tell the cops you were in here". I have her my last pocketful of quarters and we left.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Deemster Trench

Well, last night was the worst night of my life. Period.
Holy shit, I did not understand what people meant when they said deemz are bad for you, but this gave me a whole new perspective on drugs. Stay away from DMT.

I was driving after having picked up one of my college buddies from UC Berkley who scored some bomb ass deemsters at a Conspirator show. He starts blasting off in the middle of the car ride, when we're about 10 miles away from my house, and he passes me the bowl.
Now, I haven't seen this guy in 6 or 7 years, and it's been a long time since we've partied hard. And, I figure, I'm not the badass I used to be in college so maybe i can take a little risk once in a while.
He passes me the aluminum foil bowl and I light it up. It tasted gross, like death and moth balls. I don't quite remember what happened next, but what resulted was my car in a muddy ditch. Police arrived about 15 minutes after the accident (at this point i was on ground level mentally), and I told them I had hydroplaned off the highway. That very well may have happened. What did happen, I have no idea.

This is a warning to anybody who thinks its cool to smoke and drive. I could have died last night. Be CAREFUL out there phans.