Murphreesboro 98
We were walking back to our car after the show at MTSU, and the cops were ready for folks to "vacate the parking lot". My brother and I decided we were gonna custy up and get some hetty grilled cheese sammiches and some Mt Dewskies and just after we gave the wookette our cash for the food, a cop comes out of nowhere. He screams something at them about "not having a vendor permit" and they kinda get smart. He turns from David Banner into the Incerdible Hulk, overturns their table, gas stove/flat top and all, and starts wrestling the wookette to the ground. During the melee, I see the head wookie grab a super soaker out of the back of his van, point it at the cop, and unleash the fury of 100 vials on the cop. My brother and I backed away quickly in dismay as the cop starts shredding off his clothes, spinning in circles, and screaming "OH MY GOD ITS ACID, ITS ACID".
All the wooks get in the van and gtfo. My brother and I were nearly running we were so scared. Needless to say we got in his car and left. Never did hear what happened to the cop. i just remeber some wook grabbing the cops belt (gun/cuff/nightstick/etc.) and dissappearing off into the shadows.
Friday, February 25, 2011
Doserape Story 4
Festival down south.
Some fellow thought it was a good idea to dose a squirt gun with that foxy shit. Spraying people all weekend. Ended up squirting a guy with liver problems. Guy died.
Some fellow thought it was a good idea to dose a squirt gun with that foxy shit. Spraying people all weekend. Ended up squirting a guy with liver problems. Guy died.
Doserape Story 3
I was on west coast tour i believe it was 2OOO. All way down west coast there was a kid selling bunk sheets and word was out on him. I just happened to grow up down the street from a chemist very active in the lot and he was keeping me posted on their posse's thoughts about it.
By the time we got to Pima County Fairgrounds I believe, I was standing in front of the gate to go in and my boy walks in and says stick around and watch this as he nods in a direction just away from me. I see the kid who had been selling the bunk sheets and was surprised to see him because I knew he had been warned two or three times to stay away and also took a nice beating with each of those beatings. Well, he didnt listen.
As we're watching him, two wooks approach from either side of the guy. One grabs him from behind and gets him in a lock. The other approaches and is wearing rubber gloves. He had a pile of "pixie dust" I was told in his hand. proceeded to cram it in kids mouth and held his mouth shut.
Within a minute the kid was fishing out and was medivaced off lot very soon after
Pretty scary. I could tell it wasnt their first time doing it to someone, they were very deliberate and disappeared immediately. If you didnt know it was going down you probably wouldnt even have noticed
By the time we got to Pima County Fairgrounds I believe, I was standing in front of the gate to go in and my boy walks in and says stick around and watch this as he nods in a direction just away from me. I see the kid who had been selling the bunk sheets and was surprised to see him because I knew he had been warned two or three times to stay away and also took a nice beating with each of those beatings. Well, he didnt listen.
As we're watching him, two wooks approach from either side of the guy. One grabs him from behind and gets him in a lock. The other approaches and is wearing rubber gloves. He had a pile of "pixie dust" I was told in his hand. proceeded to cram it in kids mouth and held his mouth shut.
Within a minute the kid was fishing out and was medivaced off lot very soon after
Pretty scary. I could tell it wasnt their first time doing it to someone, they were very deliberate and disappeared immediately. If you didnt know it was going down you probably wouldnt even have noticed
Doserape Story 2
Knew a kid in Colorado who owed a lot of money, around $10,000. Well, he didn't pay up. They found him in public, grabbed him, and dragged him into a van, he was screaming for help but the bystanders that were around knew what it was about. They then drove the kid in the van to the middle of the woods/wilderness, I'm talking about over 100 miles deep. They dropped him off there, dosed him with a hundred hits, took his cell phone, gave him a water bottle, and left him there.
Doserape Story 1
Deer Creek 97 sitting in the 3rd row when a friend and I decided to drink water from a wook buddy we knew...not a good idea.
After the first few songs sometime around the song Meat, my friend looks at me and says I'm tripping balls and freaking out. I look at him and don't understand a word he's saying.
After the show I manage to find the rest of my crew and ask me where our other friend is. We look around the lot for him and decide to head to camp ground when low and behold we find him in the road.
We try to get him in the car but he won't get him so we have to pysically grab him and throw him in the car. He grabs the car phone and calls his parents and hang up on them 5 times
Later in the night when he stops tripping he explained to us that he had to leave the show during meat because he thought the song was meant for him and that the band wanted to grind him up and send him to a meat factory and when we found him he thought we were going to take him to the meat factory.
To this day he doesn't eat meat
After the first few songs sometime around the song Meat, my friend looks at me and says I'm tripping balls and freaking out. I look at him and don't understand a word he's saying.
After the show I manage to find the rest of my crew and ask me where our other friend is. We look around the lot for him and decide to head to camp ground when low and behold we find him in the road.
We try to get him in the car but he won't get him so we have to pysically grab him and throw him in the car. He grabs the car phone and calls his parents and hang up on them 5 times
Later in the night when he stops tripping he explained to us that he had to leave the show during meat because he thought the song was meant for him and that the band wanted to grind him up and send him to a meat factory and when we found him he thought we were going to take him to the meat factory.
To this day he doesn't eat meat
Friday, February 18, 2011
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